I think the title said everything.
But for real, Hermione is the most adorable bookworm and I hope to attain that hairdo in my 80’s. While I’m working on that, I challenge all of you to brush up on your favorite Hermione quotes and then practice them on the people standing in the grocery store line. Or the deli- your choice! Here’s some material:
“I read about it in “Hogwarts” (intelligent pause) “A History.”” (best whispered to a passerby in the toilet paper aisle)
“You’ve got dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know? Just there.” (pharmacist)
“Don’t tell me what to do, Harry Potter!” (this would be good for the guy at the fish station)
“It’s levi-OH-sa. Not levi-oh-SAH.” (say this to yourself, but loudly & looking up)
“When in doubt go to the library.” (this should be said to the person bagging your groceries)
Ok, fun times over. Back to work!
